I actually bought you a large fish, an airline ticket to his home in Kansas, and called the number for you to fake spank the kid then eat. Unfortunately, the number that I dialed was not a working number and was not in service.
Oh my! Thanks, that's incredibly nice! While you're at it, why don't you book an airline ticket to my place and bring the fish so that I'll cook it and we can enjoy a nice dinner?
.....I'd pay $3 to beat him with a trout. I'd pay $3 to beat pretty much any human over 6 with a trout. That's just really funny. Even better if they pay me.
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