If the person who wrote this is (why not?) 50 years old, that means this person ate an average of 930 pieces of bacon a day. That's at least 16 kgs (35 pounds) or more. All I'm trying to say is: A lot of pig ghosts will welcome you in Hell, f*cker.
1732 was 346 years ago, or 126376.5 days ago or 3033036 hours ago or 181982160 minutes ago. That’s 20,220,240 pieces of bacon. Say you are 20 years old. That’s 1,011,012 pieces of bacon a year, 2768 pieces a day, 2 every second. And i didn’t even account for the ~60 more years you are expected to live
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