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I last watched Pocahontas, so as long as I'm her and not John Smith, I won't be in too much trouble.

What's an 11-year-old doing in the 4th grade?!

I can never unsee this.

You know... New Mexico's and Ohio's don't sound that bad...

Robbery. *sigh*

You do realize one can simultaneously believe in God and science, RIGHT?

Technically Nicki Minaj is rap/hip-hop.

Technically, Prince Charming didn't want a trophy wife. It was his dad who set up the ball. And I think you're exaggerating when it comes to Eric, Shang, John, Peter, and Hercules. Especially since Eric wanted THE perfect girl (Ariel), not A perfect girl.

Well, the first is right. All girls should act like the Disney princesses, because they exhibit some great character traits: bravery, humility, kindness, creativity, compassion, etc.

So legit. Much real.

Did the Flintstones get a new car?

The Rock looks sort of terrifying in the second.

Why is the u in butterflies censored out?

I thought she was French and the slippers were fur in the original...

*Literate

They're staying in shape!

Well that's disturbing.

I know this one girl who does it, and she thinks she's cool and hip and we're all just exasperated that she doesn't give it a damn.

I think they're called Everlark.

I think it's acceptable to say it up until they're 2, or maybe a little before. Saying a kid is 18 months doesn't bother me.

Songs don't have to rhyme, you know.

A+ for effort.

It may just be lighting.

My thigh...

Why not record one?

Well, thank you! I hope I will!

Well, I mean, Liam was already attractive.

No, but it's based on Hamlet.

That is disturbing.

That third to last actually isn't so sad.

My friend and I totally did this while seeing Frozen last week.

That grandma's head looks photoshopped.

Yellow, gray, or black.

Man-Bat?

It sounds like she's in college. She should be allowed to date whomever she pleases by then.

Um...there's no such thing as the Chicago Zoo (Chicago's zoos are the Lincoln Park Zoo and the Brookfield Zoo)... so, not true.

Holy Temple. -_-

I use the row above the letters. I'd use it, even if my laptop had the option to use the numbers on the side.

Electric and steel.

I get mostly A's and sometimes B's and I don't want to have any of those jobs.

At least Taylor Swift writes meaningful lyrics (and she writes her own songs).

Cancer.

It's still a sweet song.

That's just disturbing.

Why is there a q in problem?

Either polygamy, or someone divorced and married someone else in the same year.

Technically, that's a duckling.

*math

Isn't the mom a member of United Nations or some political council?