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karlboll


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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After they did "their own research" 2 comments
karlboll · 11 hours ago
I mean, that is what happened. There was a surge of patients who poisoned themselves with Ivermectin. And let's not forget the people who drank bleach and injected disinfectant because ol'orange said it might help.
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My potato is sad! 1 comments
karlboll · 11 hours ago
Potato!
All publicity is good publicity 1 comments
karlboll · 11 hours ago
It's free advertising.
Perspective 2 comments
karlboll · 1 day ago
The Art of War is about Sun Tzü being tired of fighting incompetent generals and wanting a challenge .. but not too much of a challenge.
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bear 3 comments
karlboll · 1 day ago
Yeah, if she didn't want to get mauled by a bear she should've stayed at home and not gone out. Besides, I've gone out lots and I've never been mauled by a bear so she's probably lying.
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Kowalski, an*lysis 1 comments
karlboll · 1 day ago
There's 30 more Boeing whistleblowers.
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Lawl 3 comments
karlboll · 1 day ago
Not to be "that guy" but I've heard women who date women complain about much the same problem. Our cultures have taught us that men should make the first move and when we don't, a lot of women don't know how. Frankly, a lot of men don't know how either so it usually comes down to one party taking the initiative.
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Ah, That's Hot. That's Hot 3 comments
karlboll · 1 day ago
No no, this is good. Lava is good.
*whispers* be quite and don't upset the magical shark demon who is apparently able to summon lava and trees and gods only know what
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I've never even been on a big wooden boat 1 comments
karlboll · 1 day ago
I haven't had a call to adventure in a long time. Starting to worry that I'm in the final season and the producers are planning a series of prequels, starring someone much younger who looks nothing like me.
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loss 3 comments
karlboll · 1 day ago
Information, much like a virus, spreads from person to person, often mutating into new forms.
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bear 3 comments
karlboll · 1 day ago
Not all bears are like that! Some women make false accusations against bears just to get attention! Bear attacks aren't even that common unless you're drunk or wearing a suit made of bacon!
Gentlemen, they've been telling us for years. Listen to them. 3 comments
karlboll · 1 day ago
Okay, you could do that i suppose but, and hear me out, you could also just be a kind, trustworthy man with a genuine personality, who expresses yourself in a healthy way. Just saying that might work to and it's less dying from bear attack.
Lmao 4 comments
karlboll · 2 days ago
Well, someone woke up on the wrong side today.
Billionaire Jeff Bezos Is Funding a Lab to Extend His Life 2 comments
karlboll · 2 days ago
It's Pascal's wager, basically.
Rotating technical raw 2 comments
karlboll · 2 days ago
We're living in 2024. He's living in 1994.
Was told getting a cat can help with mice problems, now I got a cat problem too 4 comments
karlboll · 2 days ago
You need to get more cats. Is the only solution.
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Glaring impressionable debonair 3 comments
karlboll · 2 days ago
No phones, no electronics, no people. Just living in the moment. Hell yeah!
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Lmao 4 comments
karlboll · 3 days ago
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
Lessening fitted primal 1 comments
karlboll · 3 days ago
Just tell him the truth. It's not the communists, it's the capitalists who are spying on him through his car, phone, TV and internet connection.
Gilded breeding onerous 2 comments
karlboll · 3 days ago
);
The colosseum, rome 1 comments
karlboll · 3 days ago
If the Romans where so great, why didn't they ever finish their buildings?
Bonus Community Notes 5 comments
karlboll · 4 days ago
The original proposition is about the distinction between men, women and bears. The added context fails to make this distinction. Let me know if there's some deep mystery to you there.
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Bonus Community Notes 5 comments
karlboll · 4 days ago
It's not a choice between a bear and a person, though. It's between a bear and a guy.
Uncontrolled nappy gilded 2 comments
karlboll · 4 days ago
I have the whole Invader Zim DVD box and at my age a 31yo is basically a young hottie.
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Choose your fighter 7 comments
karlboll · 4 days ago
Why would i poke a bear, or a man for that matter? Bears generally don't attack unless provoked, unlike a lot of men I've had the great misfortune to meet.
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