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Could have let it roast in there for a minute 3 comments
third · 8 years ago
But if he'd left the kids, then he'd have even more ribs!
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awaken, child 8 comments
third · 8 years ago
And people wonder why Americans are so unhealthy...
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True dat 9 comments
third · 8 years ago
hell, even using a parachute voluntarily makes you something of a badass.
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She is pretty upset about it 11 comments
third · 8 years ago
I was too. I feel that school likely would've turned me into an idiotic psychopath or something similar.
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I knew it would come to this. 15 comments
third · 8 years ago
I'd buy it.
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Think about it *response* 21 comments
third · 8 years ago
So, case by case, figure out how to do the same, or explain why it won't work.
A true warrior 11 comments
third · 8 years ago
So you're telling me that you can go 32 straight hours without getting sufficiently fatigued to put yourself at serious risk of making a physical and/or mental error that would cost the life of someone you're trying to save?
3 years later 5 comments
third · 8 years ago
Rounding.
I wish trees approach me 15 comments
third · 8 years ago
Yeah. That'd be boring. To converse that WITH A TREE.
Peekaboo 15 comments
third · 8 years ago
If we're joking about usernames now, you might want to do something about your hairstyle.
Just a quick interruption 16 comments
third · 8 years ago
Mine isn't bullshit. If you'd like me to disprove you, I'm all for it.
Anon answers request for an incest story 9 comments
third · 8 years ago
Or European.
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Yurop 8 comments
third · 8 years ago
Nah, should've been a black guy, or wearing a turban.
Thing 18 comments
third · 8 years ago
It is completely immature and unrealistic, ESPECIALLY for football.
I hope not 5 comments
third · 8 years ago
Well, that's also probably the ambient temperature now.
She is pretty upset about it 11 comments
third · 8 years ago
School, at least in America, is an incredibly toxic environment that very few can come out of ok.
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Top kek 9 comments
third · 8 years ago
I know next to nothing about cars, and even I can tell that's bullshit.
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Just another guide to look like everybody else and blend in 15 comments
third · 8 years ago
Or, fuck people's opinion, do whatever the hell you want, and make yourself too invaluable to do without.
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I knew it would come to this. 15 comments
third · 8 years ago
Sounds like an... interesting... guy.
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Back to school 5 comments
third · 8 years ago
The bigger question is why he expected them at a specific time.
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Man punches a bear trap! 4 comments
third · 8 years ago
Honorable mention, since it won't kill you. Besides, he seemed to know what he was doing.
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Kid is living in the future 2 comments
third · 8 years ago
Well, technically...
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You can't spell Harassment without Ass and Men 9 comments
third · 8 years ago
It may surprise one to know that longer words very frequently contain shorter words within them, and this fact means absolutely nothing.
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Pickpocket 100 6 comments
third · 8 years ago
Well, those couldn't be classical chopsticks.
F*ck the producers 5 comments
third · 8 years ago
Let me guess... he died.
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