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thecompleteturd · 9 years ago

It's ok. Your awesomness excuses you.

maybe 17 comments

thecompleteturd · 9 years ago

Can somebody explain this? I don't understand...

Kitten and mother cat love 8 comments

thecompleteturd · 9 years ago

Stop fucking around my little ball of love - Mother Cat

American school system 4 comments

thecompleteturd · 9 years ago

Whys you make it that way then jesus?

Is this true, Canadians? 21 comments

thecompleteturd · 9 years ago

As an American I can say this is legit

I died 20 comments

thecompleteturd · 9 years ago

Them calves though

First and only baby 8 comments

thecompleteturd · 9 years ago

I looked too quickly and thought the kitten was a butthole

Emotionally crushing 12 comments

thecompleteturd · 9 years ago

Wow old post but Mugi was trying to get hit so it would be okay if she Didn't die

Well... Shit 94 comments

thecompleteturd · 9 years ago

"She ignored it." Well fuck.

Gracefully Blowing in the Wind 4 comments

thecompleteturd · 9 years ago

The wind comes from all the air inside the bag

A great long-time prank 6 comments

thecompleteturd · 9 years ago

When you put an actual body in the vents it's way better! Their reaction is priceless

They keep the Plague out... 17 comments

thecompleteturd · 9 years ago

I know there are many bugs. I'm just saying Americans are afraid of pretty much any bug. Up where I live there are a bunch of scorpions and snakes.

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They keep the Plague out... 17 comments

thecompleteturd · 9 years ago

To be fair Australia has freaking demon spawns crawling everywhere, Canada has random maple syrup attacks, and us Americans are just scared of everything.

When some one doesn't want to give you high five 8 comments

thecompleteturd · 9 years ago

But you will..,

I googled Nicolas cage... never again. 5 comments

thecompleteturd · 9 years ago

I finally remembered I could click hidden pictures AND ITS THIS

Magestic.... 9 comments

thecompleteturd · 9 years ago

There comes a lion
Oh yes, it's a lion
Lion Wow disney, so creative

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This was the worst thing a teacher could do to a kid who always did the work 8 comments

thecompleteturd · 9 years ago

*blushes calmly*

I'd kill to see their faces 7 comments

thecompleteturd · 10 years ago

I would rig up a projector so it looks like I'm taking your soul

Female captain America looks good 27 comments

thecompleteturd · 10 years ago

True. God dang you're awesome at proving two points at once.

Female captain America looks good 27 comments

thecompleteturd · 10 years ago

Ok. Then yes it's not practical for this situation but other armor like medieval armor or bulky armor like thor's then it would be appropriate for a female

Female captain America looks good 27 comments

thecompleteturd · 10 years ago

Did the bullets go through his armor?

Female captain America looks good 27 comments

thecompleteturd · 10 years ago

He can have an open tummy too. I don't judge but men typically burst into events and fight their way through. Women normally weave their way around things. Lots of more movement with females.

Repainted Frozen Dolls before and after 26 comments

thecompleteturd · 10 years ago

..spell ability. I am so sorry I had to do that.

Every young man must grow up at some point 13 comments

thecompleteturd · 10 years ago

No we aren't bringing that back

I wish I could do this to every girl in my school 14 comments

thecompleteturd · 10 years ago

*everything