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Jittery opt-in lasting 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 15 hours ago
But no track suit?

Or is that the Serbians that do that?
Guy Whidden getting a Mohawk the day before D-Day. He’s doing it again to bring joy to 2 comments
hunk_o_junk · 15 hours ago
One guy's story: When he landed, he hit hard and unbeknownst to him, the bottoms of the pockets of his ammo belt broke due to the jarring landing, and all his magazines fell out. Same story for the magazine in his carbine...the bottom broke out and his ammo spilled out. So, off he went to defeat the Third Reich with only the round in the carbine's chamber.

I hope I'm not confusing his story with another guy, but IIRC, he ended up getting captured, then he escaped, then he ended up fighting with one of our allies' troops (maybe the Soviets) for a while before he could get back to the American front.
Guy Whidden getting a Mohawk the day before D-Day. He’s doing it again to bring joy to 2 comments
hunk_o_junk · 15 hours ago
The guys that got Mohawk haircuts were the Pathfinders. They jumped into Normandy on June 5/6 1944 to set up directional beacons to guide the gliders with troops for the June 6 D-Day invasion.

Imagine...being 19 or 20 or so, jumping by yourself onto a continent controlled by an enemy that many feel will win the war. You've got your carbine, a couple mags of ammo, a beacon and a job to do with dozens of men counting on you for the success of their mission, and maybe their lives. If you don't pull this off, the invasion may fail, and there won't be enough men, materiel, or possibly the will to try again.

No surprise those guys got a little wacky on D-Day minus 1!
Lmao 4 comments
hunk_o_junk · 1 week ago
Those who can't do either whine about how lucky the first two are to make a living using their skills.
Good dog 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 2 weeks ago
Way to DISARM that criminal, Max!
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Billowy unsuitable vivid 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 3 weeks ago
Their abdomens are so large that their lips can never meet?
Endangered swinging cut 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 3 weeks ago
The other sequence of events is when the government puts in a tax "only on rich people," then they don't get as much money as they thought because people respond to incentives and disincentives, so they extend the tax down to the middle class. The middle class gets to pay because, like WIllie Sutton answered when asked why he robbed banks, "That's where the money is."

(I think that's actually more legend than fact, but it gets repeated often enough...)
Righteous expensive harmonious 2 comments
hunk_o_junk · 3 weeks ago
Pocket handkerchief matches the tie? Very dapper!

Good job on rocking the suit, and of course, beating the C.
Blushing thankful likely 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 3 weeks ago
We climbed trees and jumped off swingsets to see who could fly the farthest. We jumped our bikes off ramps. We ate carrots and radishes from the garden after rinsing them off with a garden hose.

I never wanted my kids, or anyone else's, to break an arm or get sick or hurt in any way. However, IMO it's worth the small risk to not be raised in an antiseptic bubble and have no "kid adventures" or any concept of risk and consequence.

We also didn't have anywhere near today's instances of peanut allergies and sensitivities, which makes me wonder how much mommies using hand sanitizer at every turn contributed to the stunted immune systems.
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Bouncy square impossible 4 comments
hunk_o_junk · 4 weeks ago
Many years ago, a barge carrying a load of sodium sank in the Mississippi river. Spectacular!
My newest piece I painted today during a 5 hour session! “The Hunt”, oil painting on 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 4 weeks ago
I went to an exhibit of the "art" from the Fine Arts majors at my college. Blech. "It may look like garbage, but see how *edgy* it is, and progressive."

Some guy posts something fantastic--both in concept and in execution--on a site for cute memes. Wow. I hope that painting finds a good home, and everybody talks about it when they see it.
If Friends aired today 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 4 weeks ago
All the plots and characters would be *dark*, like what they did to Sabrina the Teenage Witch and also Archie and Jughead.
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Heckin'yeah 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 4 weeks ago
Having been a medium-level fan of Queen all along, it makes me happy to see people coming along now to join in appreciating how good they were.
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It matters 6 comments
hunk_o_junk · 5 weeks ago
mistoffelees, the old way is pouring the syrup into a glass, then adding carbonated water to the glass, and mixing with a spoon or swizzle stick. I think that there are some other flourishes and techniques, like maybe allowing the carbonated water to flow down a spoon or stick so it doesn't splash. Most places mix the two inside the dispenser, so what goes into the glass is already mixed. The photo shows that clear carbonated water is being poured into the glass.
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I love this animal, the armored d*ldo 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 5 weeks ago
To be REALLY Tex Avery style, his eyes should extend out two feet to an accompanying "Ahhh-Oooga" sound.
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It matters 6 comments
hunk_o_junk · 5 weeks ago
Mixes concentrated syrup with carbonated water in a glass.

Unfortunately, the current syrup doesn't contain all the original stuff the guy was asking about.
Sounds like someone didn't learn the pronoun song 10 comments
hunk_o_junk · 6 weeks ago
The pronouns people use to indicate their sexual and/or gender identification, which may be completely at odds with their appearance, the plumbing that they were born with, the plumbing that they currently have, the chromosomes they have, etc. It's also used by some people to signal their progressiveness.

So, "pronouns" join the word "gay" and rainbows to become part of "that" lexicon. Also, according to Homer Simpson, we lost the names Bruce and Lance.
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(((companies))) 4 comments
hunk_o_junk · 6 weeks ago
Excellent point. In life, we have to go by laws made up by people, which allow some to spend freely and then renege on their promise to pay. Reincarnation would go by some natural law, so those trying monetize usury would probably not only be bugs, but the kind that gets preyed on by other bugs.
Avocadildo 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 6 weeks ago
Maybe I'm the only one...but that sounds suspiciously like the Italian word for "lawyer" (avvocato).
Now you know 10 comments
hunk_o_junk · 6 weeks ago
During WWII, there were several Canadian regiments that kicked serious ass, took terrible losses and dealt out much more than they got. Canada got one of the D-Day beaches, while the US and England got two each. Far from insignificant.
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At least they’re Gluten Free! 3 comments
hunk_o_junk · 6 weeks ago
The ones that smell like licorice are flavored with Anise.
Know the signs 2 comments
hunk_o_junk · 6 weeks ago
If they
-Celebrate your wins
-You feel energized after seeing them
-Support your goals

Then you must be a Nazi as well, so for *you*, that's still green flags.
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This sign at local garden center 4 comments
hunk_o_junk · 6 weeks ago
I suppose that's true, since we will all be composted eventually.
The boy with no name 1 comments
hunk_o_junk · 7 weeks ago
Maybe they were fans of that song by America about the horse in the desert.
***ing Deadspace 3 what a mess 2 comments
hunk_o_junk · 7 weeks ago
"Scientists."

"Dude, my hypothesis is that this series of motions will feel good."
"Bro, this is the Scientific Method. We need to *test* that hypothesis. Like, repeatedly...to...uhhh...get a statistically significant sample size."
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