I Do This All the Time

This. It is me.

You cant get mad if they fall when you didnt tell them not to. Fair is fair.

More like, whenever I bump into a chair, or trip over something, I just have to apologize, and most people think I'm crazy.

This this right here... It is me

Harry! It's an inanimate facking object.

I yelled at a piece of paper for falling after I told it to stay.

Have done that like 5 times this week