I take it black

I like my coffee like i like my women, GROUND.

I could not stop laughing the first time I saw this. Still makes me giggle.

I like my coffee like I like my women, without a penis

Black and full of liquor is better yet! ;)

Airplane!

What movie is this????.?.

"I like my coffee like I like my women: black, bitter, preferably fair trade."
-Archer