Unspoken rule

Could've used this post before all the band-aids!

I was sleeping over at my friends house and her pug jumped up and landed flat on my stomach and fell asleep. It really didn't help that I had to pee. I was stuck there for a good hour before she woke up and jumped down

The slightest movement wakes em up... O.O

I used to stream football matches in my room and my dog would usually be asleep in the corner at the time. Queue the most muted goal celebrations of all time.

My cat is slipping on me literally at this very moment. I haven't moved for 2 hours :/