America! [oc]

Salad.. "But you're an American. surely this meat is what you.." LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID! YES, I'm an American, I'm even TEXAN! ...and THAT... is causing me to order a SALAD! Your ass should be fed to pigs for this crime against cuisine. "It can't be .. THAT bad... ?" (><) I don't even trust the red one because you fucked over the white one so bad...and the BLUE... I have to check my rage because I MAY kill you for this.