So uh, ikea in singapore decided to release a completely black hotdog

My lord, we have nourishment to serve unto the people. It is a sausage of flesh upon a golden bun elongated to match. "Nay! For I declare only the most METAL feast shall be upon them." (Gordon Ramsey) Oh for F%&$ sake. Just.. ugh.. whatever.. (bite) hmmm, not much for presentation but actually... not bad.