I don't get payed enough

Naked City - torture garden

Almost any? If I’m in a coffee shop I’m there under duress to begin with, so music can’t appreciably change the experience in my view.

Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus... on repeat.. for 17 hours... before the Branch Davidians' burn the compound down.

if looking to get fired gwar fing a animal will do nicely.

I can't say I've personally never wanted to hear it, but I imagine any number of upbeat anime OPs will do the trick.

The gummybear song or crazy frog

Closer by Nine Inch Nails.
A lovely morning song about r*pe.

Cars Can be Blue, any album, would be awesome, your ex-boss will never forgive you.