Know the truth, people

Recent surveys also show that 100% of people who breathe air, dies

The more you know

Scientists and doctors have recently discovered that 100% of people die.

Of people who drink water, not drinks

Did you know, that the more birthday parties you have, the more years you lived?

did you know.. 100% of people who reads this will die..

Scientist have shown through surveys that whoever loves, will get hurt

Recent surveys *show* that 100% of people who *drink* water *die*
I'm sorry for being a grammar Nazi I really am

And if you don't drink water.. You still die