I would totally go

Absofuckinglutely

the birds be fucking neutral chaotic

Well I’d say they can’t have morality or alignment, because birbs aren’t real

i'm happy drunk so the birds would prolly chill on my head and shoulders and yell "no fuck you" from there... what would be even funnier is if i could get them to go poop on angry drunks, but birds can't control when the poop.

fuck that, that's how you get your drink stolen and a dick waved in your face.