If you feel offended, don't

But maids have to get paid

I have a maid service; my problem is they start throwing important shit away because they don't know why shit is important to me... So now i gotta clean up so the maids can clean... which is... bleh.

O ya, we have a maid service too but aren't totally depended on it (because same reason), she does the heavy work (mopping and sweeping) while we kinda do the dusting and keep an eye

yeee... someone who understands. When I try to explain that to most people they just look at me like I'm fucking crazy.