Anon imagines being Jerry Nadler's tailor

That is clearly a goblin

The phenomenon of old guys wearing pants like this is due to how the male body ages. The butt loses it's shape and flattens out. This means that their belts don't have anything to catch on to hold their pants up. So what do they do? They pull their pants up past their stomachs so that they can use their belts to keep their pants from falling down.