Got me.

She put effort into getting that big

I'd say it's up for debate whether that's a couch or not.

Stab her thigh the whole city will freaking drown

She's actually very pretty. Sometimes people are larger due to medical issues and their medication.

Judging by her shirt and the fact that she posed for this picture, she's comfortable with who she is and owns it. Gotta respect someone with that attitude and confidence!