Not even God

"Best I can do is remove food poisoning. Take it or leave it."

I've had shits more appetizing than that.

This is revolting, I can't handle my food touching like that

What's wrong with the food? The mac and cheese looks a little bland but otherwise it seems fine.

I just ordered a buffalo chicken pizza and some calamari from the secret hidden gem in town.... It was expensive, but it'll be great.