People call me weird for reheating my pizza in toaster on its side

Just stick it in the oven you psycho. You’re gonna burn down the house

*pizza yeets across the counter*

Aite, Thanos.

People called Telsa weird too. You may be a genius- or you may end up with pizza on the floor or a raging house fire. Genius and insanity are often only separated by results.

This Mad Lad / Lady is Fucking Genius!