when I say "stuck" i mean about a half a cm that had enough surface area as not to melt for while while being defined on two observable planes. The first plane is the tips of the grass. There was just enough to make it look dusty. What it really did was make the grass crunchy. Grass crunchy like glass; coke from Santa's ass. The second plane is the roof. I found ice there, but the industrious squirrels were on it and took care of everything before I even really noticed. This isn't a long running joke anymore; these fucking squirrels are goddamn corps engineers. It's fucking incredible.
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