"Hyalinobatrachium dianae" - Hello, Kermit di Frog here, coming to you from Costa Rica. You may have thought I was kidding when I said I was a real frog, and not a puppet. Well, here I am. Why am I on di lush Caribbean Coast? Well, my divorce from Ms. Piggy in 2015 hit me really hard, and I felt the need for some me-time, to get in touch with my roots. But some gosh-darn paparazzi herpetologist just had to discover me later that year. Well, at least he named me after his mom; awfully nice of him. And before you ask; yes, googly eyes do run in my family. Well, I best get going. Thank you for reading. Yaaaaaay!
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