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flyingoctopus · 5 years ago · FIRST

I think Texas Governer Greg Abbott wants to start a lemonade stand.

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mrfahrenheit · 5 years ago

Step 1: Legalize lemonade stands
Step 2: Use governorbucks to start a lemonade stand
Step 3: Profit

dr_richard_ew · 5 years ago

stonks

rosalinas · 5 years ago

Step 4: make kids do taxes.

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famousone · 5 years ago

Good man

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funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

Look at what he did right after, the chick-fil-a law.

nightkami · 5 years ago

Getting the important shit done obviously. That was seriously only like 50/50 sarcasm.

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

lol

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

In all seriousness, Chick-fil-a is still dank AF and they had nothing to do with this stupid law; it's just a big waste of time.

nelson · 5 years ago

Big Lemon won’t be happy about this

flyingoctopus · 5 years ago

We must rise up and dismantle these mega corporations,.

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dcottingham · 5 years ago

Hadn't heard of the Chick-fil-A law. Interesting.
"Jesus said I should rob that Circle K."
"OK, case dismissed."

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guest · 5 years ago

You know the Karen problem is bad when the government gotta step in and be like "Stop calling the cops and let the kid have his damn lemonade stand!"