A deck? Try getting a sofa up 4 flights of stairs, but to save space the stairs are 6 steps each and then they turn around in the other direction... while you're drunk and stoned.... only to realize it doesn't fit through the front door so you gotta go around to the other side and try to take it through the patio, only to THEN realize apartment maintenance didn't do their fucking job so your options are either to break the patio door or just leave the damn thing sitting there in the middle of the walkway. ALL WHILE IT'S FUCKING RAINING!
At least my bff smoked me out after that whole ordeal....
Yes I let out a few "FUCK YO COUCH!"'s
...We did.... and we got really good at it really fast. The door was entirely different. We tried breaking off the pegs that elevate the sofa... nope, still didn't fit... I advised against it after recognizing it might work, but dudeman stomped and splintered the wooden rail at the bottom anyway, still didn't fit. I've moved plenty of furniture, done some twisty ass pivots, nothing would have worked besides breaking that patio door; which he'd then be liable for.
He eventually got it in the next day, but he had to get the maintenance guy to unhinge the door.
At least my bff smoked me out after that whole ordeal....
Yes I let out a few "FUCK YO COUCH!"'s
He eventually got it in the next day, but he had to get the maintenance guy to unhinge the door.