Because that's how I roll !!

I'd like a dual dialogue between them... and Morgan Freeman has to drop at least one "motherfucker".... either when I woke up in the pool after I fell off my arbor, in like... a "daaaaang" sort-of "motherfucker", or after the first time I fucked a mom.

Morgan Freeman would narrate my childhood, and Samuel L. Jackson would narrate my teen and adult years

How about Luis dude from Ant man? I want him to narrate my life.

Be surprised that Morgan Freeman drops more F-bombs than anyone you ever met.