This guys technique is unbeatable GIF

This man is using advanced techniques. He won this battle as soon as it started. The first step to winning is to strike fear into your opponent.

No, really. Mike Tyson is famous for using this intimidation strategy.

Edit: "Intimidation strategy" sounds like "Insemination strategy" when you speak like Mike.

The black dude was like wtf am I supposed to do now my coach never taught me this shit!

If we do not wish to fight, we can prevent the enemy from engaging us even though the lines of our encampment be merely traced out on the ground. All we need do is to throw something odd and unaccountable in his way. - Sun Tzu