My 2 older brothers when they were little would get into SO much trouble. Every day my Dad would say GOD DAMN IT or JESUS CHRIST right before he would yell at them. Well with out knowing it he would always say God Damn it to my oldest brother and Jesus Christ to my 2nd oldest.
One day my 2nd oldest is playing in the street and throwing rocks at cars as they drive by. Our neighbor at the time a little old lady called our house and told my parents what he was doing. So my Dad ran outside and said "GOD DAMN IT GET IN THIS HOUSE NOW!!!"
My 2nd oldest brother just calmly turned around and said "Dad I am not Good Damn it I am Jesus Christ."
He seriously thought that was his name or at least a nick name lmao. He was 5.
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One day my 2nd oldest is playing in the street and throwing rocks at cars as they drive by. Our neighbor at the time a little old lady called our house and told my parents what he was doing. So my Dad ran outside and said "GOD DAMN IT GET IN THIS HOUSE NOW!!!"
My 2nd oldest brother just calmly turned around and said "Dad I am not Good Damn it I am Jesus Christ."
He seriously thought that was his name or at least a nick name lmao. He was 5.