They like em chunky

she only got 2 and a half years for depriving 4 children of their father.

might need to make a wider entrance to the cell tho

I feel like this is true to an extent. Regardless of her crimes, if the prison isn't capable of giving her the appropriate medical attention, then she shouldn't go to that particular prison. Maybe we could try a tank at SeaWorld?

nah tho don't have the budget to feed a whale AND a bunch of orcas

she'll be shiving people for their food and running a fat gang that get protection payments of potatoes