Snoop dog is dying

In fairness, very large dog breeds tend to average 7-9 years, with more being uncommon. Smaller breeds tend to live longer. The verified record I am aware of is held by a “medium small” breed that lived to be 29. By size and weight, Snoop Dog would be a very large breed if he were a dog, and unlikely to live far in to the double digits. What this doesn’t account for though is that he is quite rich, and unlike a dog which may be put down for suffering, or when medical bills become a regular and large expense, he has the money and likely the will that even IF he were reaching the end of live average, he could prolong it to an unknown degree. It also doesn’t account for the fact these are averages and not maximums. Of course- the obvious fact is he is a human. More to the point, he’s 44 human years, which means as a dog he would have died a looong time ago, so wether this post is making a joke based on him being a dog or not makes no sense as they are comparing human years to dog years.