This is referencing Arizona but it goes for all areas

Only you can prevent Smokey from coming out of the woods and riping you apart. Also he sodomizes you.

Your campfire isn't out until you can stick your hand in the ashes. If it's too warm to do that, it's still hot enough to start a forest fire.

black mesa? that was a joke, haha, fat chance.

Black Mesa?
Uh... those weren't campfires.

HL3 confirmed