Ffs Joey

You're still talking about ear wax, right?

Ummm....
Busted

*creeps in and watches*

Hey Dick! Come here, I need a hand!

Ok then
*puts on gloves*

*touches toes and thinks of England*

*touches you and thinks of happy things*

Yeah, Dick does have a certain charm.
Where's Ross when you need her?

She usually gets on later, probably due to time zones

Maybe she gets off later, probably due to her being a girl ;)

Very clever

Arrives* if you want me to lick something
It better be fucking delicious

I am.

And full of protein too huh

I was gonna say part irish so magically delicious

You're part Irish?

Yup. Irish, scottish, german

Woahhh
Can you do some accents?

Eh. Their fake as hell but a bit. My southern accent bleeds out