When your love for pasta is too strong

It's not self-control. It's waiting for your food to be edible. It's not like it's already complete and available to be consumed. The noodles gotta cook before you eat it, man. That said, the way she's sitting is pretty cute. It would be more like self-control if it were cookies because you can eat the product before you bake it.

....I really really suck in the kitchen, so this is how I sit whenever I try using the oven

Aww mai goosh...like...hurry up already! Uugghh...