How to tell the consistency of your steak with your hands

Huh?

It's to tell how cooked a beef is by pressing it, and comparing how hard it is with your hands

If you get a well done steak while you're sitting with me you're either moving to a whole different table or I'm punching you in the face

what is the timing for well done

Lol is this for deaf people, like sign language? Cause I'm obviously lost...