Medical science has come a long way

Wait, I have a throat AND mouth, am I doubly screwed or in the clear?

Do you have to be checked if you have a Throat and mouth, if you can schedule an appointment with a doctor then I think you have a mouth

OH NO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I only have a mouth WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I DON'T WANNA DIE. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE (slams into lampost)

Everyone who owns a phone is already at the risk of cancer anyway so we're all already fucked. If we let warning labels keep us from doing anything how would we live our lives?

Well I'm safe, I have neither a throat nor mouth

do all guys have throat cancer then?