Fak u linux

What kind of cake needs THAT many eggs?? Goodness gracious, that'd be such a strange cake. I will make you a cake if you are hungry.

More like ikea

Don't complain for something you knew what you would be getting into. Also, dunno what the hell you did, but Linux isn't that hard to understand or work with.

Using Linux has lowered my blood pressure and extended my life span significantly by reducing computer related frustration by at least 80%.