Or when you hit your hip on a corner and feeling like you've been shot...

Dere goes dat boi

Or you hit your forehead on the corner of a high cabinet

when you burn your hand on the toaster and as a reflex hit your hand on the cabinet above

I broke three of my toes hitting them on my table once

I once stubbed my toe on the corner and it took off a small chunk

I guess someone changed their insurance plans.

Pepe the frog breaks a leg