This is deep

"hurr durr technology is scary and thomas edison was a witch"

I fucking knew it. They called me mad when I roamed the streets late at night and yelling it at people. But now I know for sure that he was a dastardly witch

Games like hide and seek, baseball, swings and other physical games aren't avaible on appstore. They're un-download-able

Yeah,they're like,pre-installed on kids