Because Dude!

Because it's much easier to use.

And I'm here with a happy medium with my windows phone.

The thing is android users always seem to bitch to me for using an iPhone and iPhone users don't bitch about androids

seriously? live and let live.

Tbh the IPhone and most Apple products(except for the craptop) are pretty easy to use.

There's a sense of conformity and comfort for me in knowing that everyone has the same thing when it's an iPhone. Sure, people might laugh at you for having an old Samsung, but if you have an old iPhone, it's no big deal. As long as you're a part of the superior race.

Because I appreciate the continuity from my iPhone to iMac to MacBook to iPad.

There's this one ass at work and he's all for apple, don't ask him why though he has no fucking clue. All he knows is that it's an iPhone.