Am I doing it right?

I put people in my house into plastic bags. So you're a step ahead of me.

You're doing much better than I would

No offense to anyone but I wonder if this person is Hispanic. My mother not only hoards plastic bags but empty plastic containers and glass jars after the food has been eaten.

As a bona fide adult with a house, two PhDs, a husband, and a kid, I can tell you that this is all you need to know about adulting.

It really is true that everything i know about life i learned from the internet.

The plastic bags

*hungry with people over* "hey you guys want something to eat?"
"Nah I'm good"
*awkwardly eating alone*

if you can handle keeping plastic bags on hand and feeding people who need fed, you are gunna do this adult think OK