Why on earth would you do that?

Must've already had half a brain

I like to do crazy stuff like skydiving, BASE jumping, hand gliding, and wingsuit diving but this is just plain stupid

You know you can put yourself under an stationary wagon, take the pic and blur it. Don't you?

Did anyone ever read that Roald Dahl short story about the swan?

Why would he raise his head like that? He could be laying flat, which is what he probably did.