Some things can never be forgiven

Also it says "we"

Yes, because this is a super real, legit, not fake news story

What do you mean? I can fully imagine a 33 year old Hilary Clinton, going to John Cena's Kindergarten and stealing his animal crackers. I also would like to establish that in my imagination she is dressed like the Hamburgler and has a Groucho Marx moustache and glasses disguise.

Hold up, lemme find someone with Photoshop. The world needs that picture