Writers advice to get good

Tl;dr: Authors are awesome people

I just got more confused the more I read

This just made my night.

Don't tell me how to live my life Zadie Smith, my characters have no pants until said otherwise

I want to read about the tiny rude clam!

Mr. Franzen is pure evil

I think I might be Peter the fabulously rude clam.

And I was so excited to see some actual writing advice! About half way through the second one I realized I wasn't getting any of that here, and I ain't even mad. This is the best thing I've read all week!

Write drunk, edit sober

Writers are all mad, here is the proof. The funny thing is there is actual advice behind the madness in each piece.