I didn't choose the sims life, the sims life chose me

Title for the win

I couldn't get to the bathroom in time so i peed myself and then pulled a mop out of my pocket and cleaned it

I once discovered a new galaxy using the telescope in my backyard when I was sixteen.

Grow gills.

The fabric of reality stopped because i had to many statues that shot out fire

it was good up until the end. not many come back from that.