This would be nice

Turn the next right you ducking son of a biscuit

Or maybe he'd say "don't repost, you fucking imbecile"

Hahaha....I think I would inveigh back to the gps :D

Or get the 'Gordon Ramsey on Kids Masterchef' version * it's okay darling there's a turn - off in the next 50 km, don't worry darling, shall I drive?*

Well, Jeremy Clarkson did the voice for one of the Tom Tom models. It's close.

I f@#$ng want this!!