what would other me do?

Beautiful

I actually think things like this. Like when I'm going through something difficult I imagine that there's a version of me where things are going great and I feel happy for that me.
Is that the saddest thing I've ever written...?

Yes! I always think "what if"
"What if" I did something else instead?

Why is this artist so shit at noses?

duuude...

Yep. The 'Smoke weed everyday' you is pondering his alternate universe selves...