If only this were a thing

Amen

Now i need to find a friend

I thought this was a thing? I have a tech-friend, and whenever he helps me with my pc or whatever, I cook for him and vice-versa.

From the saved money I wanted to buy him the expensive phone, he was dreaming about, but okay... I'll buy him beer than!

I don't like beer. Buy me pizza. I also accept thank-you's, and shiny objects.

… or give him steaming hot sex.

Or put a key logger on your computer so he can hack your nudes lol