When I was a kid, my dad had told me the microwave has radiation, and I knew spidey was bitten by a radioactive spider, so I tried to microwave a spider and get it to bite me. The spider got microwaved, but it didn't survive to bite me.
Imagine if when that person got married or w/e you made a speech and were like "Oh yeah I microwaved a spider in that microwave you've been using since birth."
How do you get bitten by a house spider? My encounters with domestic house spiders have mainly been, "oh, hai, you're in the house too? Okay, well, at least you can run faster than me. Wait where's you go? See you later then..."
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