OP get pay back, and payback!

Good boy.

Very good boy.
*gives cookie*

She deserved that.

You should have made her pay you to live with you, but the fine print would have specified that she gets to stay in a dog house only, and to break the contract she needs to pay you another 18k.

You are my hero

I would love to have heard her next reaction.

"Reconsider" is the key phrase here...lel

Proud of you.