God dammit organs, that's the third time this month

happens to me all the time

And then when your body splits down the middle? Ugh. Just grinds my gears.

I was expecting a brain and a penis.

*Looks at posters name* this picture is sofakingcool.....

In my case stomach usually wins and decides everything

I remember this... the good thing is, is that my brain has my heart locked away and chained down fairly securely now. It needs to be smacked around with a newspaper once in a while, but we're good.

HEARTS CAN SHOOT FIRE? DAMN

Horrible pets 0/10 would not recommend

I let go of the heart immediatly