There could be one growing in your stomach right now

9 years ago by sidestatetroop · 2643 Likes · 10 comments · Popular

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yourmother · 9 years ago · FIRST

Once I was inpregnated by a watermelon
The myths are true

kurt_cobain_fan · 9 years ago

Mom...you...you never told me that before :'|

yourmother · 9 years ago

Kurt_cobain_fan.... I'm sorry for having to break it to you like this... But.. You are the watermelon

kurt_cobain_fan · 9 years ago

I think that's why "I don't eat anything green"

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famousone · 9 years ago

Sounds like something the Japanese would come up with.

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deleted · 9 years ago

Yo dawg I heard you like apples

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deleted · 9 years ago

OH GAWD

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girlinwonderland · 9 years ago

SHIT.

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nerdyheart · 9 years ago

Why does this bother me?

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guest · 9 years ago

I started an apple tree this way. 4 of the seeds in one apple has started sprouting. Only one made it though.